Snowpocalypse 2014

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! Well, eventually yes we will all die.  But I don’t think it’s going to happen at this very moment.  I live in the South…the deep South and we are FREAKING OUT right now.  The weathermen are like Paul Revere yelling “The Snow Is Coming….The Snow is Coming”. Now, to

4 Redneck Hacks for 2014

Have you ever heard the phrase “Necessity is the mother of invention”?  No truer phrase has ever been uttered.  You see, when certain people have a need to accomplish something they will find a way.    And who is better than anyone at coming up with ways to accomplish things?  That’s right….Rednecks.  I live in

Don’t Throw Out That Drowned Phone

Have you had that moment yet?  That sickening feeling when your phone is flipping down out of your hands towards the water.  You are helpless to do anything.  We have become so dependent on our phones that some of us consider them a necessity.  Personally, I feel naked without my phone….and not the good kind

I’m Officially Old

I turn 40 this year and I actually don’t have a problem with that.  But for Christmas this year my wife bought me a 5 in 1 weather station.   This isn’t some cheesy indoor/outdoor temp glorified clock.  This bad boy gives your rainfall and wind speed/direction as well as out side temperature, humidity, barometric

My Survivalist Dream

I have this wild dream that I know will never come true.  I want to live off the grid.  When I say off the grid, I mean self sufficient…I’ll still need internet access.  How else am I going to leave nuggets of wisdom for everyone to read?  I’m not sure what reason I have for

Stop Clowning Around

I have a confession to make…I dislike clowns.  That’s actually a bit of an understatement….I detest clowns.   Ok, let’s go for complete honesty…I am terrified of clowns.  There, I said it. Being afraid of clowns is not a rare condition, there are many of us out there.  There’s even a name for it, Coulrophobia is

Who Needs Christmas Cards

Each year we get together as a family and take Christmas photos for our Christmas cards we send to friends and family.  There is also a tradition, which we don’t take part in, where you send a Christmas letter/newsletter where you update everyone with what’s happened to your family over the past year.  I think

New Job Title: Elf Photographer

Have you noticed this new phenomenon…well maybe it’s not “new” but it’s new to me.  My Facebook feed is filled with photos of Elves in various strange situations and poses.   It actually very strange if you think about it.  We parents are posing these little elves, which we paid a lot of money for,